Questions that only Jack O'Neill would ask...
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- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
- You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes -- why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
- Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
- If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
- When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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